Not my beat; produced by Kno of Cunninlynguists.
Just Lance: https://soundcloud.com/juust-lancee/
I never take showers, too broke for shampoo,
So I can’t get rid of dirty thoughts on my head.
Crack mandibulas, a sadistic dentist,
Spice rack filled with mouse feces topped on breakfast.
If I don’t like you, I’ll break in your house and spit on your floss,
And leave footprints on the wall.
Even hoarders are appalled by how I’m never clean,
Got my show on A&E and I’m a network star.
Masturbate to Rosie O’Donell’s greatest hits,
And finish when the fat lady sings.
Clowns that I hate can drink a bottle of piss like Dumb & Dumber,
I’m just kidding, but really what’s the difference?
I eat spinach with brussel sprouts as a quick snack,
If that don’t disgust you, I dunno what will.
I’m so damn weird, as I’m told by a little birdy,
I think they have a word for me… Oh yeah, DIRTY!
[VERSE 2: JUST LANCE]
So first off, I jack off, going hard,
Until I go a little soft,
Watching Rick Ross eating applesauce,
After Asher Roth toss it to a boss,
Just let me feel the green like Randy Moss,
Trying to avoid going down like a reverse cross,
You try to pay attention, but for what cost? (What cost?)
Just sitting in a chair trying to catch some air,
Told your girl come over for some tender loving care,
You wanna know the truth, I love a little dare,
And she had a nice pair of apples,
Gave her my juice so we made Snapples.
Uh... fuck it,
Piss gold so I do it in a bucket,
Just let me pull your strings like you were a puppet,
I kick-push to the peeps just to pop-shuvit,
Down the rabbit hole with Alice 'cause Elton John said girls love it,
And ummm... yeah.
I don’t give a fuck, I’ll whip my dick out in front of prepubescents high off a few Excedrins,
and get suspended for feeling on the superindendent,
I've intended to be as dirty as unaccepted.
Dirty low-life, you can catch me mean-mugging your dimes outside Target,
Grope a few when you’re talking.
Smack their ass when you’re screaming, “ay what the fuck though,”
Then get punched in the face, like "I love it though!"
I'm just an asshole like that,
Motherfuckers wished that they could be bashful like that.
I'm just masterful like that,
Especially when I feel the need to rap like that.
I'm scum, low-life, if there's a sale at Goodwill I'd wake early,
I used to rock forever clean but just turned dirtay!