TheDanzas Pittsburgh Together since birth and fueled by our shared love of bad jokes, good music, and Kung-Fu movies... We are The Danzas. We're not pretty*, we're not rocketing towards fame and glory, and we're definitely not in it for the money - so why bother? We'd like to claim that we're motivated by some high calling or that we're a three-man armada out to change the world with our vision. We'd like to claim that but, due to current and binding legal agreements, we can't anymore. But, that's not the point. The point is that we're driven by something it seems most bands around us have forgotten. We are in it for the fun. To quote one of the most refined and well-spoken orators of our time, Brett Michaels, "I need a chance just to get away and if you could hear me think this is what I'd say: Don't need nothin' but a good time, and it don't get better than this." (*Except for Joe. He's a solid 7.)** (**Joe disagrees - at the very least he's an 8.) TheDanzas’s tracks (Van) Gogh for Broke by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:45Z Let the Wookie Win by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:44Z High on the Hog by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:43Z Marcia, Marcia, Marcia by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:42Z 3050 by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:41Z Polka Kapolka by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:40Z Stevie Has a Stutter by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:40Z Big Ol' Beard by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:39Z Cheerleader Carwash by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:37Z (Eh, Oh) She's a Punk Rocker by TheDanzas published on 2017-05-26T14:04:37Z
