Stone Marmot

Our music is the result of not watching TV for over 30 straight years.

That's right! The person who writes all our songs hasn't had a working television in his house since January, 1982. Scary, isn't it! That could explain the somewhat retro, rather experimental feel to the music, which has been described as sounding somewhere between The Beatles, The Ramones, Weezer, The B-52s, and They Might Be Giants. Our music is an object lesson in how warped and depraved a television-starved mind can get.

And that's not all! To make matters worse, since no self-respecting human would stoop low enough to play this stuff, he suckered four poor, innocent cartoon characters into recording his music. Cartoon characters have it tough enough as it is, with people laughing at them all the time, without having to be subjected to this! His poor, unfortunate victims, who refer to themselves collectively as Stone Marmot, are:

Cindy: Guitars
Sid: Keyboards, guitars, lead and backup vocals
Sammy: Bass, lead and backup vocals
Bruce: Percussion, backup vocals

This quartet played their little paper hearts out as the ignoble fiend who created them and their music practically produced and engineered them to death. Therefore, for the sake of the cartoons, we hope you give their music a good listen and try to appreciate their tireless and selfless efforts.

Please! Don't let this happen to you or someone you love! Be sure you and your loved ones receive a healthy minimum dose of television each and every day.

Stone Marmot’s tracks

• It's Time To Split by Stone Marmot
• The Klutz by Stone Marmot
• The Golden Rule by Stone Marmot
• Minefield by Stone Marmot
• Let Me In by Stone Marmot
• Low by Stone Marmot
• Creep Repellent by Stone Marmot
• But I'm Happy by Stone Marmot
• Black Hole Jezebel by Stone Marmot
• Sweet Little Starlet by Stone Marmot