Insurance Song - Song by Springbo by Springbo

This song is about how insurance is a good thing because if we all have it, we're practically invincible and nothing can ever go wrong. I don't think there's a boner joke in this song. I apologize for that. Here are the words:

Theft is okay, every day
If you have insurance
and if you have insurance
leave your shit out in the yard

Car crashes are fine, most of the time
when you have insurance
and if you have insurance
let a baby drive your car

If you have insurance,
you really can't go wrong
profiting from hardship is the premise of this song

Getting injured at work, gives you reason to twerk
if you have insurance
and if you have insurance
Jam some rebar in your eye

Getting cancer is great if you catch it too late,
if you have insurance
cuz if you have insurance
we get money when you die

If you have insurance,
you really can't go wrong
profiting from hardship is the premise of this song

Although I made a fortune from this claim
from this point on my life won't be the same

Depression is nice, you can offset the price
if you have insurance
and if you have insurance
there's no reason to be sad

Go chuck a grenade at a royal parade
'cause you know they have insurance
and if they have insurance
There is no such thing as bad