Insurance Song - Song by Springbo by Springbo published on 2014-07-15T23:25:39Z This song is about how insurance is a good thing because if we all have it, we're practically invincible and nothing can ever go wrong. I don't think there's a boner joke in this song. I apologize for that. Here are the words: Theft is okay, every day If you have insurance and if you have insurance leave your shit out in the yard Car crashes are fine, most of the time when you have insurance and if you have insurance let a baby drive your car If you have insurance, you really can't go wrong profiting from hardship is the premise of this song Getting injured at work, gives you reason to twerk if you have insurance and if you have insurance Jam some rebar in your eye Getting cancer is great if you catch it too late, if you have insurance cuz if you have insurance we get money when you die If you have insurance, you really can't go wrong profiting from hardship is the premise of this song Although I made a fortune from this claim from this point on my life won't be the same Depression is nice, you can offset the price if you have insurance and if you have insurance there's no reason to be sad Go chuck a grenade at a royal parade 'cause you know they have insurance and if they have insurance There is no such thing as bad Genre Insurance Comment by Kim Warden Belcher You a very amazing talented musician 2015-03-06T02:28:27Z