Simon C. Official Critic. Simon Cowell London Utterly pointless and talentless place for me to be a critic. I'm looking for star quality, pizzazz, flare spontaneity, someone who i can manipulate and mold into the next Bieber,http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/lohcl89/49076821/22567/original.jpg One D,http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/LM7dkMGcxVA/maxresdefault.jpg or Sloth from the Goonies, Check this transformation out, http://pbs.twimg.com/media/A9s5RpiCQAMGQae.jpg:large Now that's a result!. No time wasters please!! if you can prance like a Chimpanzee, sing like a punch drunk Peacock and generally look like an 18 month old Baby with a slapped arse, then I'm interested..if not,you are strictly out of here ! Terrible.