Sholom W Sholom W Los Angeles White People Problems As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about. This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries. i.e. "Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"