SammiOh Sammi Orlando Boulder I am a mutant meat popsicle who likes to dip pickles in my hot fudge sundae. for cash money. I own a tiny pony. his name is barfalemew. I ride him to the fair and spit chewed up chicken nuggets at the fat kids waiting in line for funnel cakes, while yelling "it's all gonna be the same in the end; sometimes you chew up the chicken, and sometimes the chicken chews up you, BOCK BAGOCK!" cause I'm the real. like fuck.