Congrats On Not Dying! by Ryanike published on 2013/09/26 18:33:35 +0000 It was my birthday earlier this week, and to celebrate the fact that I made it through yet another year without getting my head (fatally) stuck in the microwave while it's on a defrost cycle, I wrote this little cue. Play it the next time you realize you've gone 365 days without falling off of a ferris wheel trying to snatch the snow cone you just dropped. Good for you! You're not supposed to take food up on those things anyway.