WiFi Kills Ghosts by Christopher Pellnat

Wifi Kills Ghosts

Phones out for pictures as we propose toasts
After dessert we were detained by our hosts
Their seance produced no spine-tingling results

Because everybody knows that wifi
Everybody knows that wifi kills ghosts

Turn off your router don’t disturb the dead
Switch it back on if they’re filling you with dread
But be careful not to harm that ghost in your head

Because everybody knows that wifi
Everybody knows that wifi kills ghosts

It’s getting lonely when no one is near
Where are the voices that we used to hear?
And why is this silence causing such fear?

Well everybody knows that wifi
Everybody knows that wifi kills ghosts