Pit Panther Project P P P Founded in Kabul From the Lost Levantine Scriptures: Once upon a time there was a panther that resided in a pit. Some say she was called Pernille, a name gifted by a Valkyrie that graced the pit on occasions. Locals claimed she was a pig on the loose from the Kabul zoo, while that remains highly unlikely considering that the panther would rather play what animals could not. Tangled in analogue pasta, the panther sunk deeper into the Zone. Rumors have it she ended up being possessed by 4D music, sung in all the 6501 ancient languages. You don’t deserve your freedom, she reasoned, you got too much love, not enough war. Sarcastic she was, but always offered an ode to the great lizard above. Sweeping through space-time compression, she was reminded about the futility of going back to yesterday, as she was a different creature then. While riding on 200 watts cabs to Byblos might have been the fastest she had ever voyaged, she was now overwhelmed by the crescendo halt achieved by the choir of big bottoms and tiny tops that waited in reverence at her final destination. Stand behind me Satan, I’m about to commit a crime! she cried, realizing this ménage was a mirage and that she was a victim of predestinated wrongdoings that had occurred B412. The universe trembled and from the slopes of Mt Lebanon descended the original owner of the blue kit. He offered the panther a grail of fly-filtered whiskey as he began to speak: First shalt thou count to 3:28, no more, no less. Then shalt thou roam freely, in slow exploration. She gazed in awe, responding: I’m already onboard your spaceship. Pit Panther Project’s tracks ODE TO THE LIZARD GOD ABOVE by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:28:48Z GENUINE OWNER OF THE BLUE KIT by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:28:53Z GET BEHIND ME SATAN I'M ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME - Remastered by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:28:57Z FLY FILTERED WHISKEY PART II - Remastered by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:29:01Z 4D MUSIC PART III by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:29:04Z LANGUAGE 6501 - Remastered by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:29:07Z I'M ALREADY ONBOARD YOUR SPACESHIP by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:29:27Z 200 WATTS CABS TO BYBLOS by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:29:30Z PIG PHASE 1 by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:29:34Z TOO MUCH LOVE NOT ENOUGH WAR by Pit Panther Project published on 2021-07-22T06:29:37Z
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