I Guess You Could Call Her by Pax Ressler

Performed by Adriel Santiago, Killian/guitar, Josh Yoder, violin, Chelsea Wimmer, viola, Justin Yoder, cello, and Ruth Wiens, double bass.

From "Home of the Trojans: An Everyday Musical of Mythical Proportions." This 70-minute one-act musical is a retelling of Ancient Greek Mythology, set at a modern-day college. The characters and plot shamelessly parallel the ancient myths: Zeus is represented by “Professor Z.;” The Trojan War is represented by The Homecoming Football Game. In "I Guess You Could Call Her," Killian Heele (Achilles) performs this song at halftime for the talkative, slightly awkward Lara Nymph (Larunda).