Scraping by by MusicIsRubbish

Final version

Have a banana.
I spent all my money on the things I love,
oh what a shame, it's a shame, it's a sham,
nuffin in the bank and nuffin in my pockets,
oh what a sh..it's a shame..ame again, it's a shame,
Maggie Thatcher's dead! Butt her,
dreams still live on, and so we have to take the blame,
but ***king hashtag first world issues!
do you really want the same?
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although internationally it was probably Goldman Sachs' fault,
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certainly more than it was ever Maggie's,
poor girl, I mean, well, you know,
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yeah someone like Michael Coles or Eric Dobkin,
they're really the bastards to blame for corporation,
although I suppose you could take it back historically
to when Germany sold off Volkswagon...
Aaaaaaahhhh!
Can't afford a banana.
Well I went and got some free and friendly,
unbiased, independent advice,
at least that's what they told me,
but the loan they sold me has already trebled twice,
the banking legislation crippling this ***king nation is not very nice.
Was it Einstein whom once famously said;
"Compound interest is the most powerful force in the universe,"?
Yeah, I think it was.
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scraping the barrel,
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though I owe you money, and the interest is high, you are not alone,
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huh huh huhhuhhh,
scraping the barrel,
we'll have a barrel of fun, et al expenses,
roll out the barrel, we need Ade man now run,
bye 'n' bye.
You why?