The Pretentious Pretend Prescient Preposterous Predicaments of the Precarious Querulant Experiment by Muffin Military published on 2012/03/24 17:31:17 +0000 To the extent possible under law, Muffin Military has waived all copyright and related or neighboring rights to The Pretentious Pretend Prescient Preposterous Predicaments of the Precarious Querulant Experiment. This work was published from the United States. No rights reserved. Lyrics: Step 1 - Hypothesis Have you listened to your heart, listened to the beat? Listened to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street? Have you listened to the skeptics, who tell you to prove it? Do you listen to the punks, who just don't give a shit? Have you listened to the pop stars, with all their dollar bills? Have you listened to the addicts, who took too many pills? Step 2 - Trials Trial 1: A blinding light is all that I see. Intolerable sounds transmitted instantly. I look up to find an imaginary box. I know that it's empty - even though it's locked. Trial 2: Fatigued blind animal is trying to survive, Only to discover that he wasn't alive. Characters together random spaces in between, Does anybody really know what they were meant to mean? Trial 3: Life is a fantasy Death is a dream All I see is a blur And no one agrees That to "be" is a verb Without a meaning So pay all your taxes And pay all your fees Choose a side. Pick a faction. Join ours pretty please. Take pride. Take action, So we can pass our decrees. Went to school, a private college, So that I could see If there was any knowledge There, waiting for me. Got no smarter, go no facts but I got a degree. Trial 4: This is not a song. This is not a song. This is not a song. This is not a song. This is not a song. This is not a song. This is not a song. This is not a song. This is not a song. This is not a song. This is a protest. Analysis: We are pretend precious predecessors, predicting prejudices, preaching prey and predator. Previous premonitions, precursor to preparations, presenting predicaments for the preoccupied President. Conclusion: Precocious. Preposterous. Precarious. Pretentious.