Some New Way to Blitz by mrob27 published on 2013-12-05T20:53:12Z mashup of Somebody to Love (instrumental track) with original lyrics by jjjdavidson and Robert Munafo; all vocals by Robert Munafo. Genre Rock Comment by mrob27 Lyrics: (chorus part in parentheses) Can (anybody find me) (some new way to Blitz.) oooooooooo-ohh Each dip when I get up I read a little Before I even shower or eat (take a look) Take a look at the pagecount and cry (take a look at the page count) OTTers what are you doing to me? (and cry, yeah, yeah) I've spent all of these years on xkcd (oooo oooo xkcd) In a wip there were just three to read now (there were just three to read Randall) Somebody, some, new way to (somebody, new way to) Can anybody find me- (anybody find me) A new way to blitz Yeah I blitz hard (he reads hard) Every day 'n every night I hardly step out of the room If I ever need to leave I always rush home (never leaves he stays home) To Google Chrome with a feeling of doom (stays home, feeling of doom) I read Newpages all night until the dawn (read all night to dawn) Then I coma 'till well after noon, pleeeease (oooo, oooo, oooo, Randall!) New way to, oh, somebody (new way to, please) Can anybody find me- (anybody find me) A new way to blitz (He reads hard) Every day (every day) I skim and I scan and I scroll (skim and I scan and I scroll) But everybody's gotta have their say, can't they be lazy (ooooooooo) They gotta comment every frame, (ooooooooo) Got no chance I'm outnumbered but I gotta keep (ahhhhhhhh) Reading - next page, next page, next page (ahhhh, gotta keep) Next page, next page (reading) (next, next, next, next) [guitar solo] [spoken]: .emiT ni sdrawkcab borM fo erac ,emrobmiT ot rewsna ruoy dnes .egassem terces eht dnuof evah uoy ,stiucsiboppay snoitalutargnoC (oooo- oooo- oooo- Randall!) Oooh somebody, oooooh (somebody, somebody) Can anybody find me (anybody find me) A- New way to blitz (can) (any body find me a) (new way to) Gone a loooong (blitz) time with no coma But I seem to be losing more ground (he keeps losing) At the change of a pixel I cry, Is there a (more ground, pixel is it a) Molpy to be found? (molpy grapevine) No, I'll never break free of the One True Thread (oooo oooo One True Thread) OTTifications abound Ohhh- (OTTifications abound, ohhh) (find me a new way to Blitz) (find me a new way to Blitz) Ohhh, uh- uh- (find me a new way to Blitz) Oooo (find me a new way to Blitz / sing me a new double dactyl) (find me a new way to Blitz / Blitzitty blizitty Mrob keeps blitzing, en-) (find me a new way to Blitz / joys every image and reads all the text) Find, find, find, ooooooooooo (find me a new way to Blitz / scrolling thru Newpages methodologic'ly,) (find me a new way to Blitz / hoping to someday be Blitzgirl the Next) (Blitz! Blitz!) A new way to blitz (find me a new way to Blitz) ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo (find me a new way to Blitz) (new way to, new way to, new way to, new way to) (new way to, find me, somebody find me a) (new way to Blitz!) Can any body find me (any body find me) A new way tooooooo, Bliii-iii-iii-iiiiitz! (find me some new way to Blitz) Oooo @BlitzGirl! (find me some new way to Blitz / Hey it's a new page and I'm the pope.) Can you help me find a Blitzier way to blitz? (find me some new way to Blitz / Here's a new song that I just wrote.) @Selcouth - BlitzGirl the Next, can you find me, find - oooooo (find me some new way to Blitz / Two melons married 'cause they can't elope.) Some new way to bliiiitz, ooo-ooooo (find me some new way to Blitz / I found this meme on T. V. Tropes.) Oooo-oooo, help me @Vytron, or @CasCat, or (find me some new way to Blitz / Cuegan are on a cliff, will they use rope?) (molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy grapevine grapevine) @tman2nd, @taixzo, @TheMinim, anybody find me some new way to blitz (find me some new way) (molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy molpy grapevine grapevine) To-oo-Blitz (tooo- Blitz.) Find me find me find me, blitzy-blitzy, blitzy (molpy molpy, molpymolpymolpy, molpy) (molpy, molpy!) 2013-12-06T04:30:25Z Comment by Valarya treeish. so treeish. :D 2013-12-05T22:29:51Z Comment by Valarya post the lyrics, please!!! for those of us in the basement. ;) 2013-12-05T22:26:32Z
