Make Me Smile,
Knock, Knock..... (who's there?)
A place without hope,
A place without hope, yet there's laughter in the air,
I said "Knock, Knock - It's the Doctor"
"And I've got the best medicine for you"
Waiter, waiter - there's a fly in my soup.
In my eyes,
In my mind,
In my water,
In my food,
I said "Waiter, Waiter - I've been waiting for so long"
Waiting for change,
Waiting for Peace,
Waiting for the will to carry on,
A thirsty man walked into a bar & ordered some "Comic Relief",
Some nice jokes to wash down with all the pain & the grief,
A hungry man walked into a bar & ordered some.......TIME,
A moment for you to spare any thoughtful penny that you can find,
An angry walked into a bar & ordered a shipment of weapons,
He told me that in a World that comes Third...
THIS is what gets the job done,
A businessman walked into a bar,
And he was offering High-Interest loans,
He bought all the other guys drinks,
And now he owns all their homes,
Apparently the secret of comedy is: Timing,
Reading the crowd & delivering humour in kind,
Well then the secret of poverty is: Realising,
That for every well-told joke,
There's a "killer" punchline,
So no matter what the weather,
What the cause,
What the crisis,
Try & be a good sport,
And do as you've been taught,
And leave your audience smiling! :)
Mr Gee (c)