Machine Gun Telly by Megahit published on 2019-04-29T05:27:33Z ► Buy on Bandcamp: https://megahit.bandcamp.com/album/not-your-action-hero * * * As the army is conducting a global upgrade to the service firearms of infantry soldiers, executives televise a technical presentation on the brand new combat rifles. Test firing exercises show a much more reliable and accurate weapon than the ones currently in service. These new weapons can be extremely effective in all live fire situations for the infantry. Focusing on both firepower, ballistics, efficiency, and even ergonomy, recent researches forecast a 172% performance rise by standardizing the new combat rifles. The new rifles are easier to both carry and handle, produce less recoil that the current ones, and are able to fire multiple projectiles at a much faster rate of fire. These combat rifles are designed to be a soldier’s best friend for life.