Smosh - The Legend Of Zelda Rap (Uncensored Version) by Max Murphy 9 published on 2013/04/28 13:57:55 +0000 Yeah, my name is Link, man More well known than 'Lil Wayne Oh you thought my name was Zelda? (That's a fucking girl's name!) I've saved the world like 15 times And saved the princess from demise And I do it all alone With no help and no advice (Hey, look, listen) Hey look listen you fucking annoying fairy I'd rather be forced to listen To constant Katy Perry I think it's about time I got some recognition Don't you think Legend of Zelda? Screw that! Legend of Link! [Chorus] Cause he's the L to the I to the n to the k Wears tights everyday Don't give a damn what you say Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel and he ain't Gonna stop till the world Is free of evil I'll break all your pots And I best not hear you bitchin' I've got the triforce of courage Bitch So you better listen That's right I'm called the bushwhacker And my bank account's maxed out Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now Can't back down can't slack now The world needs me to attack now Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass For these bombs in castle town Just give me some heart containers And let me spit on my ocarina So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon All the way to Argentina [Chorus] [Ganon] Yo you low life elf Need a ride up to the north pole Santa's got a thing for elves Gettin' his marriage annulled You really think savin' the princess Will convince me your straight? The uggs and skirt fad is so 2008 [Link] Oh snap! It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard? Were you dressed by a child? You're a ginger with no soul! And you look like a fucking troll Isn't kidnapping helpless girls Gettin' a little bit old [Ganon] You think Zelda's stupid enough to get Kidnapped so often She runs off into my castle Into my room and begs to get locked in Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts And your girly fairy face L-i-n-k more like L-i-n-Gay [Link] Man you should have been aborted Just like the jersey shore Its a damn lie you told about Zelda 'Cause she loves my master sword It's a shame your whole life's been a waste Tryin' to rule Hyrule Cause today will be known as The day you got schooled!