Lou Key X
LOU KEY X (Bio)
Lou was born on December 25th 1939 and lived in Denmark his whole Life, he has never Married, had children or for that matter, he is still a Virgin ! His upbringing was a little eccentric, being a very Predominate Member of X FAM, a recluse Cult of about 100 members, located in a small hidden Valley and housed in Log Wood Cabins.
X FAM was founded by Hermaphrodite, Nicholas Claus the Third on December 25th 1925, he was Proclaimed a Prophet and the rightful Resurrection of Saint Nicholas after giving Birth to a Reindeer five years Earlier, the Sect is an offspring of Paganism and Catholicism, and revolves around the X-Mas Universe.
Lou Key X, as Prophecy Proclaimed was Born a 25 Pound Albino Bearded Baby with the Natural Ability to Communicate with Reindeers, Pine Trees and Snow ! His Role in the Fam is the Purest; He is the Village Mime, Town Clown and the Face of Claus, Father to All.
Since Adulthood he has a Very Precise Mission on December 24th and 25th of Every Year; For 48 hours Straight and while Fasting, he Distributes Hand Made Wooden Reindeer Statuettes to Children with Bleu Eyes as a Cosmic Ritual.This Exclusive Permission to Leave X FAM Territory is only Given to him and to the Three Elders.
December 25th, 11.25pm, 1987 was a Major Turning Point in the Life of Mr. Key X ! While heading back Home, Exhausted from his Travels, Lack of Sleep and Famine, Lou finds a Portable Fisher Price, Crank Record Player and one 45 rpm Vinyl : A RUN-DMC Single by the Name of Christmas in Hollis. From there on, this song would be Played 25 Million Times and has Been his Ultimate Object of Love.
December 23th, 11.25pm, 2012 Changed it all for L.K.X ! While prepping for his Yearly Mission and Listening to his God Given Vinyl, he Stumbles onto his Player and the Record is Dropped on the Floor; He puts it back into place and sets the needle, to Hear the B-Side Instrumental Version of Christmas in Hollis for the First Time and has a Deep Spiritual Experience.
It is said that at that moment, he felt the Needles of All the Pine Trees in the World Burst Out of his Skin and that Every Last Snow Flake on the Planet Whispered : Leave Now with Your Song to Canada and Sing, Do it ! He left, Escorted on Land, Sea and Sky by 25 Reindeers. Thirteen of them Died, but he Reached the Inhabited Great North of Canada and has Wondered from Igloo to Igloo since then.
December 25th, 11.25pm, 2013... A Canadian MC by the name of Lucky Lex is involved in a Plane Crash while coming back from a Tour date in Nunavut. The only Survivor of the Crash, he is Found by a Mysterious 75 year Old, Bearded Albino Man by the name of Lou Key X. Hours later, Lucky Awakes, Safe in an Igloo and has a Revelling Conversation :
Lucky : Who are you, Why did you save me ?
Lou : My name is Lou Key X and I saved you, because you have Bleu Eyes !
Lucky : Weird, my name is Lucky Lex and I am a Rapper !
Lou : What is a Rapper and do you Like Music ?
Lucky : I Love Music, Actually I am a Musician !
Lou : Great, Do you Know the Song Christmas in Hollis by RUN-DMC ?
Lucky : Hahahahahaha... Yes, I Love it; You are a Cool Dude Lou !
They became Friends and Freestyled together; After 48 hours Straight of Jamming without Rest or Food, Lou shared his Only Real Song entitled X Hyphen. Lucky Lex, at that Moment felt the Needles of all the Pine Trees in the World Burst out of his Skin and the Whispers of Every Last Snow Flake on the Planet, telling him : Record this Song by Lou and Release it Next Year, Do it !
Surely Enough, Lucky had a Portable recorder on him and Recorded Lou Key X rapping his Song X Hyphen. Shortly After he was escorted by 25 Reindeers to the Nearest Airport; Thirteen of them died but Lucky Lex made it Home.
December 2014... Lucky has allied himself with an Amazing Local Montreal Artist by the name of Kick & Snare, who has now Produced the Perfect X Mas Beat to complement Lou Key X's Acappella Recording. And of course he Asked his Partner, Genius Producer Alex Blain to Mix and Master the Best X Mas Song Ever : X Hyphen !
X Hyphen is Available since December 12th 2014 as a Free Download on the New Lou Key X SoundCloud Account Managed By Lucky Lex, as he has no Contact with Lou Key X since their Encounter !
Play it Loud, Share it and Enjoy... Merry X Mas ! Peace
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