ABC (for Grownups) Warning: explicit lyrics! by LisaHurt published on 2013/03/08 18:21:55 +0000 I had written this song just for fun, and when I was in The Unfriendlies we thought it would be interesting to record with a full band. So here it is! Lyrics. A is for Assholes and Airplanes that crash. B is for Bitches and Button-down sash. C is for Cocksuckers out for your cash I said D is for Dipshit, and Dumbass and Dickhead E is for Excellent, Eloquent Elephants F is for Fucking with a Fiffer-Feffer-Feff G is for Grownups and Grandmas and Genesis H is for the hairy hairs upon your head Singing ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y and Z and Won't you come and sing a grownup song with me. I is for Innocent, Ignorant, Idiots J is for Jackass and Jack-o-Lanterns K is for Kite strings and L is for the Little things and M is for your Mother, Marijuana, many other things N is for Noisy and O is for Orange Orangutans Oiling Owls P is for Pussy-Cat Q is for Quiet Queens Quivering Quietly Singing ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y and Z and Won't you come and sing a grown up song with me R is for Restless and S is for Stupidass T is for Tired old Titillating T.V. shows U is for Ugly Umbrellas at the Beach V is for Violent Violet Violins W is for Wussies and Witches and Warlocks and X is for the Xbox you know Y is for the Yawning Yellow Yak and the Z is for the Zizzer Zazzer-Zuzz Singing ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWX and Y and Z and Won't you come and sing it with me one more time? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP Q R S T U V W X AND Y AND Z And won't you come and sing this song? Won't you come and sing this song with?