Please Displease Me (George Martin Records The Beatles) by Kurt Luchs

The Luchs Brothers almost always worked clean. The following bit is an exception. This foul-mouthed bit owes its genesis to the original American releases of the first four Beatles albums, with electronically processed stereo that allowed us to split the vocals from the instruments for karaoke purposes. There was an in-house argument about which Luchs Brothers could sing better. The truth was, none of us could sing at all, but producer Jim Youker arranged this recording to show that some could sing slightly better than others. It purports to be from the sessions for the song "Please Please Me," with George Martin (Kurt) recording vocals by the Fab Four in pairs: John and Paul (Kurt and Jim) versus George and Ringo (Helmut and Ernst). Along the way, Sir George loses his cool and starts cursing like a sailor, something we're sure he never did in real life. We distort, you decide!