Lazer Mic by Joshua Nite published on 2013/01/28 17:44:41 +0000 This rap song was commissioned at the KoLumbus 8 auction. It's about Mike Gleba, a.k.a. Glebs, and his awesome video game, Laser Mike. Featuring vocal work by Matt Allex and Oliver Nite. Lyrics: M.C. Skullhead comin' back again And you know the haters gonna talk smack again Like, "Damn, we gotta listen to this hack again?" Well I'm internet famous, I don't lack a friend So I'm kicking out a tune for the dude, Mike Gleba Hittin' with a chop like a *whoosh* Hi-Keeba! Smokin' you like a toke from some damn fine cheeba Makin' acolytes out of non-believers Harder than the hardest ever ninja did And it's all for this itty-bitty ginger kid My skills on the block and he tipped a bid And now the chorus that I wrote'll make you flip your lid Because I'm firin' my lasers And when it hits you it amazes It lights you up and then it blazes When I'm firing my lasers, lasers, laser mic Glebs caught the bug now he's the game maker Real as they come, he ain't a lame faker Gonna be a mover and a claim staker Kickin' all the ass 'cause he's the name-taker Laser Mike got the 2-D side scroll Crazy sprites to delight your eyeballs Cramp your style 'til you need some Midol If you've never seen it just shut your piehole Play! If you've got the stones to play And if you don't then leave me alone today I'm not tryin' to be crude but I'm prone to say Like me with your mama you'll be blown away 'Cause I'm firin' my lasers And when it hits you it amazes It lights you up and then it blazes When I'm firin' my lasers, lasers, laser mic One more thing that I must confess Homie knows how to rock a dress He's got fashion like murder If you don't know, you will see When he's dressed all sexy He's the love child of Ron Weasely and Frank N. Furter I'm fist high Judd Nelson in the freeze frame i'm world wise Bill Murray on the replay I'm OUTATIME Chris Lloyd with a big brain I feel fine like Stipe on the doomsday.