Sir Meowington by Johan Ess published on 2012/07/24 08:20:40 +0000 It's designed to make you bounce low or drive you crazy, maybe both. Lyrics: Your furry friend Sir Meowington Everyone's meow meow friend Sir Meowington He came here in a UFO To live with humans in their homes His paws have magical appeal and highly sharpened claws forged from titanium steel! His leader is Lord Happycat Gets orders from space and all that He uses telepathic waves Paralyzing our minds with cuteness and turning us into cat slaves! Your furry friend Sir Meowington Leading us to the very end Not just pretend Sir Meowington Your furry friend Sir Meowington Everyone's meow meow friend Sir Meowington The meowlians are here to stay They've infiltrated in their way With lots of hairballs in the fray We will do their bidding and at night to meow we shall pray! If this all seems beyond the pale Just analyze the kitty trail It leads you to subservience To pointy eared furry creatures with terrible secret plans!