im a modern man. a man for the millenium. digital and smoke free, a diversified multicultural post-modern deconstructionist, politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. ive been uplinked, and dowloaded,i been inputted and outsourced. i know the upside of downsizing, i know downside of upgrading. im a midlevel lowlife, a cutting edge, state of the art, bi-coastal,International, multitasker and i can give ya a gigabyte, in a nano-second. im new wave, but im old school. and my inner child is outward bound. im a hotwired, heat seeking, warmhearted cool customer. voice-activated and bio-degradable. i interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace so im interactive, im hyperactive, and from time to time, im radioactive. behind the eightball, ahead of the curve, riding a wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. im on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. i got no need for coke and speed, got no urge to binge and purge. im in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high concept, low profile medium range ballistic missionary. a streetwise smartbomb, a topgun bottom feeder. i wear power ties, i tell power lies, i take power naps, i run victory laps. im a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. a raging workaholic, a working ragaholic. Outta rehab, and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You cant shut me up, you cant dumb me down. Cuz im tireless, and im wireless, im an alpha male on beta blockers. Im a nonbeliever and an overachiever, laid back but fashion foward, upfront downhome, low rent, high maintenence. Supersize, long lasting, high definition,fast acting, ovenready and built to last. Im a hands on footloose kneejerk headcase.Prematurely posttrumatic. And i have love child that sends me hate mail. But im feeling, im caring, im healing, im sharing. A supportive bonding nuturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond. And my revunue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, i eat junk food, i buy junk bonds, i watch trash sports. Im gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant. I like rough sex, i like tough love, i use the f word in my email, and the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn. i bought a microwave at a mini mall, i bought a minivan at a megastore. i eat fast food in the slow lane. im toll free, bite sized, ready to wear, and i come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I been pre washed, pre cooked, preheated, prescreened,pre approved, pre packaged, post dated, freeze dried, double wrapped vacuum packed, and i have an unlimited broadband capacity. im a rude dood, but im the real deal, lean and mean, cocked locked and ready to rock, rough tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, i go with the flow, i ride with the tide, i got glide in my stride. drivin and movin, sailin and spinnin, jivin and groovin, whalin' and winnin. i dont snooze, so i dont lose, i keep the pedal to the metal, and the rubber to the road, i party hearty, and lunchtime is crunch time, im hanging in, there aint no doubt, and im hanging tough, OVER AND OUT!