I Love You Comcastically by Jeff Holman

I LOVE YOU COMCASTICALLY
Lyrics

You might not treat me the way that you should
There's lots of people who say you're no good.
But I don't mind
If you're not that kind

You keep me broke, but I pay and pay
to be with you costs me more every day
But I still don't mind
if you rob me blind

I wait all night on the phone
till I can get you alone
oh why, can't you see
You are the only one for me
I love you Comcastically.

You might not be there when we make a date
for each appointment, you're bound to be late
But I wait for you
all day, and night time too.

each time you put me on hold
I wonder why you're so cold
and why, can't you see
You are the only one for me
I love you Comcastically

maybe one day
I'll have finally had enough
maybe some day
I'll be free
I'll go back to my antenna
I’ll cut the cord, and then a
better world will wait for me
oh, so long XFinity

this heart of mine
is still online
and I just don't know what do
I'm so in love with you

The way you treat me, I don't understand
and though you say you'll be there on demand
I know it's a lie
cause you're in Mumbai

And though the thrill is all gone
each time you've got nothing on
that I want to see

You’re still the only one for me
I love you Comcastically
my broken heart and I agree
I love you Comcastically