Call for Brooke by Jeff Holman published on 2020-01-04T01:42:30Z They wouldn't believe it when I said I'm not her -- or her brother, her boyfriend, or her third cousin, twice removed. A series of phone calls and messages left over several months for a person I've never met inspired this short musical response. CALL FROM BROOKE Lyrics Are you looking for Brooke? I don't think she will call you I guess that girl's on the hook for a whole lot of dough I am sure that she's sorry she can't pay you and she hates so to delay you but you called here so, there's one thing, you should know… You're never gonna see a penny not by calling this number you won't be getting a dime you keep on calling so I'm gonna tell one more like I told you before You are nothing but blood-sucking slime so goodbye but call again anytime. (Repeat Chorus) Genre Folk & Singer-Songwriter