NewImprovedOriginal - Aliens Bro by ItsLeeOwen

It's NewImprovedOriginal,
also know as the lyrical bog of agita,
a spiritual seeker blazing miracle reefer,
that's medical if you don't know,
my shit's digital like go pro,
broadcasting from underground dtfh,
we got more freaks & misfits than cirque du soleil,
trolls, vampires we've seen all the rare breeds,
slain by our leader on a half tank of human seed,
whatever you believe we got a dozen conspiracies,
lay back hit some weed,
and let's swim in a sea of hyperbole,
you & me

9/11 - Aliens!
Pyramids - Aliens!
Moon Landing - Aliens!
Sasquatch - That's people bro.
Bermuda - Aliens!
Roswell - Aliens!
AIDS - Aliens!
Chemtrails - That's like when the plane condescends, and condescension, it creates water.
Global Warming - Aliens!
Obama - Aliens!
Humans - Aliens!
Pharmaceuticals - That's like, that's drug money because like, weed's illegal, but there's they it ain't got no side effects.
Technology - Aliens!
Congress - Aliens!
Chris Ryan - Aliens!
Crop Circles - That's farmer bro, they got all that farm, farming equipment and shit, they just having a good time.

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Interview with Alien Expert.