Kohnarm Destruct(disquiet0297) by Hypoid

Con Arm Destruct (disquiet0297)
A very condensed chronological record of the alerts, alarms and signals that try to infest the abode. Most are usually deactivated, some defy restraint and a very select few are not entirely unpleasant. The recordings were made with the Zoom mic and brought into Ocenaudio for a trimming. The pause or silence between tones was removed for a more frantic feel. While recording the microwave, a wonderful sound appeared. Previously unheard, it seemed like a sort of electrical warning from the microwave to the Zoom, proclaiming “Come any closer and I WILL scramble your logic!” Even at a safe distance, the tension was real, but complimentary, with the left channel’s low hum anchoring the rattling buzz of the right. Most of these sounds are familiar to the point of boring annoyance, but one is full of life. I added a little Cable Guys Pancake for some additional edge, but I don’t think it hides the smell of the original sounds too much ;-) See if you can match the out of order sounds:
microwave
washer
car alarm
radio alarm
alarm clock
oven
kitchen timer
clothes dryer
dishwasher
iphone alarm
phone
Thought about making some sort of extended late night dance mix, but these sounds got on my last nerve while trying. There are some things too broke to fix and too ugly to improve :-/

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