Good Old Days by Hercules Morse

As featured on BBC Radio 6 as part of Tom Robinson's Introduing Mixtape.

Lyrics
#goodolddays

These times we live in they confuse me,
I'm another victim of history,

All these new and modish fads,
Aren't as good as what we had,

I remember when a phone was just a phone,
You couldn't take it with you; it was wired to your home,
When the movie finished you rewound the video,
A hippo took an apricot a Guava and a mango,

Back when Packham was still a punk and,
Ant and Dec were PJ and Duncan,

Things were good back then,

In the good old days,
There really wasn't an app for that,
We all had simpler ways,
There wasn't all of this modern crap,
Now I'm discombobulated,
Cos I'm more of a 90s chap

These kids today they've got their Gangnam style,
And relentlessly molesting Bieberphiles,

It's just not really the same as,
Gary Barlow and Macarenas,

Back in the day I rarely ever got to see,
What people I barely knew were having for their tea,
We only had four channels on our TV,
Ruled by Misters Motivator, Blobby and Bean,

Bull Boys shoes were all we needed,
We could have a thought and we didn't need to tweet it,
Things were good back then,

In the good old days,
There really wasn't an app for that,
We all had simpler ways,
There wasn't all of this modern crap,
Now I'm discombobulated,
Cos I'm more of a 90s chap
In the good old days,
What the hell is a Mocha frappe?