Ally and Johnny by HBHW

Ally McCoist opened a novelty shop,
Johnny Rotten's guitar, was the best thing in stock,
They'd met on a plane going to the World Cup,
They said let's rip off the legacy of old punk rock
Johnny jumped the shark many moons ago,
He said while we're at it, let's sell Kate Bush's trombone,

Go head on, McCoist, you and Johnny Rotten
Go McCoist, we have not forgotten
Go McCoist, use all the culture you got
Go McCoist, you know you got a lot
Go McCoist, Johnny laggin behind
Go head on, McCoist, go head on