Written and performed by Chris Jordan---Beat produced by Chris Jordan & Ben Beecher---Recorded, engineered, and mixed @ NoRefundsMusic by Daniel Civitella---Inspired by Crispy (Scum fuck...hold on to your wallet!) pedo bears, Eric Grondin, and Derek Keen, and my contempt for the trash that inhabits my playground.
Scumbag city, word up, you can ask Gibby/ bag pinchers, bitch buttoners, schemers, and flat titty/ teenie bops preying on dudes, acting twenty's wack/ that little cunts parents house is where your money's at/
Southern N-H bitches go ten dates deep to rob you/ pull a fast one using the same lips you fed your knob through/ fuck Crispy and that pedo bear Eric Grondin/ In the deep web on CP threads looking for bondage/ with Derek Keen at the Rice Hamilton might seem grimy/ until you know Derek's been fucking with kids since 1990/ thats real shit, across the street from the Radisson/ around here they bitch out and run to mass like Michael Addison/ they're on the pinch scheme, operating incognito/ small mind actions like that cunt Wylene's dog Quito/ scumbag city, scheme street, 0-3-1-0-Douchebag/ set up like Corey, ask his cousin John Belu-Shadd/ whatup to real heads, comparable to Jacque Fresco/ the opposite end of the spectrum get to steppin' like Wickiidd GeKo/ frickin cleptos, screwing everyone in Manch over/ it's fucked up like the traffic light on Mammoth and Hanover/ don't hand over your hard earned loot, your friend shall not return/ the wait time kills gas as if you got a lot to burn/ try not to learn the hard way, however most do/ "Who gets the dick?" that little high school cum dump you go through/
scumbag city word up, you can ask Gibby/ bag pinchers, bitch buttoners, schemers, and flat titty/ teenie bops preying on dudes, acting twenty's wack/ that little cunts parents house is where your moneys at/
sexual sadists, heroin prostitutes, and spiteful pigs/ I love the MPD, and I really miss Michael Briggs/ yo it's like that, straight forward, I support authority/ that pussy better get the needle for messing with Dan Doherty ;) / yeah I'm a sick fuck, so study up, we could be neighbors/ I'd pull a James Holmes, admit it, and get released on good behavior/ before I ever squeeze some shit of the top for a .2/ I don't claim shit, while you dick ride on what your boys do/ "Give me your loot, I just gotta go three houses up the block with this"/ don't talk to Chris if you run that, that ones gotten monotonous/ your daughter's on Craigslist me and my pal filmed her/ a good slut, a pretty little fuck like Val Kilmer/ you get played out by twat young enough to leave Andy shook/ show personalities, faker than Sandy Hook/ the Queen City, trans-whatevers in goodwill coaches/ and buenos noches to the section 8 welfare roaches/ you case numbers make me catch a bad rep like Arabians/ and I eat steak so what the underage fuck is a manchvegian?/ M.E. and I don't consort with C.I.'s and set up ladies/ you get your ass beat by the coolest chick I know, peace to Mercedes/ I'm good at this shit and I know it so come on vent/ I rap harder than finding blood in Poncho's alcohol content/
Scumbag city, word up, you can ask Gibby/ bag pinchers, bitch buttoners, schemers, and flat titty/ teenie bops preying on dudes, acting twenty's wack/ that little cunts parents house is where your money's at/ X2