A Serious Mix With No Jokes Whatsoever (Sensibly Sponsored by Cigarettes, Snacks & School Supplies) by Lunchbox Geoff

"Have I said too much? There's nothing more I think I can say to you, but all you have to do is look at me to know that every word I say is true." – Tom Jones

A Drama in Five Acts

ACT ONE: Animals & Baked Goods
The San Sebastian Strings - Come On In, The Water's Fine
Rick Dees & His Orchestra - Bad Shark
Joel Diamond Experience - Tall In The Saddle
Cookie Monster - Me Lost Me Cookie At The Disco
Shobizz - Shortnin' Bread
Mickey Mouse Disco - Watch Out For Goofy
James Last & Rolling Trinity - Old McDonald

ACT TWO: Gay Shit
Abbe - Over the Rainbow
Westside Strutters - The Man I Love
Denise McCann - The Boys In The Back Room
Bette Midler - Big Noise From Winnetka

ACT THREE: Health & Wellness
Weird Al - Eat It
Mousercise - Pig Out
Jane Fonda - New and Improved Workout (Advanced)
Sheila - Glorioops
TVOne - Charlie's Angels
Lions - Football
Teach-In - Ding-A-Dong

ACT FOUR: Comic Books...In Space!
Universal Robot Band - Star Trek
Sarah Brightman - Love In A UFO
C.K.B. - Superman
Rex Mason - Metamorpho

ACT FIVE : Animals (Reprise)
M.K.T. - Mr. Kangaroo
Tight Fit - The Lion Sleeps Tonight

EPILOGUE
Anton/Belling - Time Will Tell
Tom Jones - Don't Cry For Me Argentina
Jane Fonda - Best Actress (Klute)
Homer Simpson - 1F02 (Excerpt)

Recorded in a pinch on 3.14.18