A stupid cover of I Surrender by Rainbow, but with the lyrics changed to be about King Sabotender (a giant cactus enemy from the Final Fantasy series of video games.
Sabotender, giant cactus,
Wandering the vast, sandy desert wastes,
You remember, fighting cacti?
Splintery spines in your eye,
(pre chorus 1)
We'd never have died, if we'd taken care,
Taken care of our greater wounds,
Those spikey spines, they hurt all the time,
They seem to be countless, (countless)
I surrender, Sabotender,
You can even have any gender,
Do you remember?
I didn't write this song to offend ya,
Sabotender, spiney nut case,
We don't want to fight, you today,
We're peace loving, and slightly angsty,
Memories gone, without a trace,
(pre chorus 2)
We're looking out, for number one,
We don't know who we, used to be,
It seems like we've gone, and left everyone,
We want to remember, (remember)
Why are you so big, when you render?
Return to sender,
Ring the mender,
Puttin a kebab in the blender,
Why do you not want, to remember?
Can you leave us alone, or we'll end ya?