♻ Ғｕｔｕｒｅ Ƭｒａｓｈ♻ Future Trash Trashville There's a lot of future trash floating around out there. #FutureFunk #JapaneseDisco #FutureSynth See likes below for more potentially "clean" tracks. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN SOUNDCLOUD, SLAM ON FUTURE FUNK. ITS PLASTIC LOVE, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START SINGING THE LYRICS ALONG WITH MARIYA. I SING EVERY WORD AND I MIMIC EVERY NOISE HARD MAKIN THE STUTTER SOUNDS AS THEY PLAY. I JUST DANCE, JUST DANCE IN THE SWEET MEMORIES! NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO RACEWAY PARK. I CAN. I SING IT AND I SING IT OUT LOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE, AND ALL THEY CAN STILL BE IS VAPORWAVE JERKS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING AEON MEMBER EVERY MORNING. EVERYDAY I GO TO THE CHURCH OF MACROSS, THOUGHTS, NANIDATO, AND ROMAN. TO PRAY TO THE GODS OF FUTURE FUNK & JAPAN DISCO DISCO. TO REMEMBER THOSE WHO ARE NO LONGER WITH US - AEON MEMBER, GOD REST HIS SWIMSUIT SOUL. TO CLEANSE THE CLOUD OF FUTURE TRASH, A NEW MEMBER MUST ASCEND (AS ARITUS REPOSTED) AND NIGHT TEMPO IS HIS NAME! Night Tempo committed SoundCloud seppuku, and then resurrected himself. He is literally Future Jesus. PREVIOUSLY ON FUTURE FUNK: ARTISTS ALL OVER SOUNDCLOUD ARE DELETING THEIR FF TRACKS RUINING PLAYLISTS TO THE DETRIMENT OF EVERYONE. THE DREAMS OF THEIR LISTENERS ARE BEING DESTROYED IN THE PROCESS. STAY TUNED FOR TODAYS EPISODE OF “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SONG CALLED THAT SOUNDED LIKE MOE SHOP BUT IS NO LONGER THERE?” MACROSS IF YOU’RE READING THIS PLEASE MAKE FUTURE FUNK LESS TRASH AGAIN. THANKS. Desired couldn't put out a bad song even if he was blind drunk and high on powder... Which he often is. I sexually identify as a Futuristic Trash Talking Garbage Can. Ever since I was a young Future Funk listener I dreamed of spreading the joy of superior weeb chopped filter music to disgusting Vaporwave lovers. People say to me that finding well made Future Funk is Impossible, and I’m fucking delusional, but I don’t care, I’m committed. I’m creating a playlist with all the based non trash bearable shit I can find, with all dem golden-age pioneers and new blud heros included. From now on I want you guys to call me “Future Trash” and respect my right to collate tracks from the cloud and give praise and criticism to artists. If you can’t accept me you’re a futurecanphobe and need to check your future privilege. Thank you for being so ゴミ and understanding. SoundCloud went SoundCollapse. Some folk began removing their tracks from the service, which fucked up my playlists to the max. We will recover. 2017 could have gone better for the future of the future of future funk. A new messiah is needed in 2018 to unite the two pillars and finally bring balance - none have stepped forward but Vantage is alive and made some more tracks... Playlist hit 300+ tracks! What even is this genre anymore? Is there a max char limit on this shit?