"Life's No Fun When You're Anal Retentive" ft Anal Wayne by Freaks Outing published on 2013-04-09T20:49:39Z my girlfriend left me – said I was too obsessed collecting superhero figurines and watching Star Trek she said she was sick of seeing Star Wars and the world wrestling federation posters on my wall lifes no fun when you’re anal retentive she said she needed space to find herself but she’s started going out with someone else she said if I ever met him I’d really like him his favourite Dr Who was Tom Baker as well lifes no fun when you’re anal retentive she offered to return the Warhammer box set that I bought her of course I declined she returned all of my James Bond soundtrack albums and the discworld novel I left behind lifes no fun when you’re anal retentive at a Games Workshop convention I look around and think to myself – I bet there all in relationships then I see a fat sweaty ugly balding man I bet he’s not in a relationship then I see the third finger on his right hand by the staff of Gandalf he’s wearing a wedding band lifes no fun when you’re anal retentive lifes no fun when you’re anal retentive lifes no fun when you’re anal retentive lifes no fun when you’re anal retentive Genre comedy song
