08 Four Steps Sixties by Fernand Pena

Four steps sixties

Come on down now Four Steps Sixties Nothing
any kinda love reciprocal
I'm gonna pee in my pants
Cos I can't hold it in.
On a ball
And a roll
And a kinda love
but huh,
I gotta go, gotta go, nature calling
(drunk too much beer)
Listen

baby's gone / while I'm waiting outside the door of the gent's
what the hell / did I think? Letting her in first before me because
She smiled at me / she knew for sure, she was in the wrong queue
The little man drawn on the door is a man after all after all
And I crossed,

oh! crossed my legs, holding in my pee just let her pass.
I should've gone in anyway, I should've gone in anyway,
Here's another man who's obviously in a hurry, too.
On the left, the ladies door opens, out comes a fat guy
and in, and in, goes yet another bursting bladder.
Yes

harmonica

I heard the flush. then…
oh no, she's washing her hands
she knows I'm waiting and dancing on the spot but if I go
into the ladies' I won't be able to dance no more.
The Four Step Sixties… with her

oh ( impro harmo voix) ……. Solo GT

Four steps to the side, four steps to the front
and three to the back. she won't be there anymore
The Four Step Sixties… On a ball And a roll
with her. I gotta go
nature calling listen

Dance to it.
Madison loo
twisting loo
double you...see
everyone's looking for someone to pee with.
relieve those prostates
but huh,
I gotta go
OOOOOOOOOO
waiting and dancing on the spot
On a ball, And a roll

baby's gone
with another bursting bladder in a hurry to get there.
No crossed legs
and I'm sitting on my throne, sighing with pleasure
four farts to the left, four farts to the right, double you pee
relieve prostates and bladders, pees on earth
long live the dry toilet
finish with the paper,and throw away the diapers.
I'll soon fill the space with the beer I'm going back to.

harmonica
you're in and I'm out
urine in and out.
Free piss and love oh oh
Pees on earth peace, peace + harmonica