Should be a felony by Felonious Drunk published on 2011/09/02 19:14:07 +0000 Would you say thanks if I started robbing banks and gave that money to you? Could I be someone that you could adore if I went out and robbed a liquor store? And then I would take your hand and hope you say I do. Because I'll lie cheat and steal for. I will kill and maybe even die for you. I'll lie, cheat, and steal for you. Would you be my wife if crime was my life? Be my Bonnie and I'll be your Clyde. Could you be my spouse if I was burglarizing houses? Stealing things and hoping you'll take my ring. I'll lye, I'll cheat, I'll lie cheat and steal for you. Blah, blah blah, la-da-da... la-da-dee... Your love is so sweet it should be a felony.