Drunken Pirate Jingle by Felonious Drunk published on 2011/09/13 20:50:14 +0000 Sluts and whores and prostitutes, I'll tell ya' that's all I want. But there's no substitute for the drugs that I shoot. You're nothing but a convenient thing that I use like a urinal, and surely you will be flushed. But before I'm so vicious you're looking delicious, and I tell you that you are my love. But we know that's a lie 'cause I'm that kind of guy. I believe the word is a sleaze. You'll get down on your knees if you'd like a disease. I'll shoot it right in your eye and you'll cry.