( ❗️)When reading this please your "white" Sarkozy voice( ❗️)
" Listen, let me talk to you in all frankness and sincerity that one owes to friends, we are friends? Right? My ancestors have made mistakes, they were assholes yes , but we all have to move on man! You have to take responsibility for what’s yours! Until then we will manage it for you. Plus my ancestors they didn’t just pillage they built things for you! Look around! It’s not all bad! You have guns and stuff , roads you can drive your tanks on and stuff! Tanks and Guns you bought from us. You have burger joints, computers, cinemas and all that good stuff. You have flying planes, soon you will have drones, robot, A.I. armies that can hunt, using mass metadata collection, you know, all these toys you wouldn’t have without us? My ancestors’ actions, they were wrong absolutely and they were evil too, yes, yes, whatever you say..., you are right. But even if they were narcissistic racist assholes , they meant to do good! They had good intentions, you know? Just like me, or you or your ancestors! There wouldn’t be anything modern without them. There is no industrial revolution, no corporate revolution, nothing, no continent discovery, no dreaming to go to mars or the moon, no computer, no electricity. Plus, I bet if you were in their position you would do the same, you definitely would, I bet even if you had all the knowledge and convictions you had today, you would still do the same if you had the chance, colonize, enslave and all that. Come on, you can admit it, we are all friends here. Who wouldn’t do it if they could? Seriously though I am trying to help you, unlike them, I am trying to show you the ropes you know, help you come up in the world. You can take my word for it, I am trying to help, I am absolutely honest, I would never lie to my friends, come on, don’t you trust me? Why would i lie? I am already modern, civilized, civilized people don't lie, do they?"
- Ethiopiyawi Electronic