I don't even care, so I got a F*ckin' candy in my mouth for this song.
I frac’d a lot less people that I’ll ever admit
To you and God I’m untainted.
My name is EMM SEE DAVID, got no previous rap sheet
This Nerdcore’s the word on the street, Yo!
I got a "happy ending" that I’m gonna proposition
To all members of human creation,
It’s a quick solution, to all of our vexations
“The Honesty Song”, it’s my own libation.
FINGERS IN YOUR EARS,
I CAN HEAR YOU THINK
This is "The Honesty Song"
Most men are short tempered, arrogant jerks
They can't admit when they're wrong...
or can say the w___......
They can't speak either. I need some water.
No, no water for you, just candy.
I'm not even going to edit that out, 'coz this is the... Honesty Song.
(Is that what it's called?) YEA!
Most men are short tempered, arrogant and strong
But can’t admit when they’ve done something wrong
Most are also fairly mediocre swain
On the perception of the throne of a train
Peeing in a drainage grate, drunk in a concert lineup
One particular human female lost a few brain cells
We’re seemingly willful ignorant, wisdom tooth’d apes
Waiting our lives through to squeeze a few grapes.
Girls don’t want panacea
They want onomatopoeia,
If a mate wants more than just to frac her
Then sit that stallion down and let that queef air
This is “The Honesty Song”.
Dude wears sunglasses when he’s indoors
So girls can’t stare at his boobs – Hu...
...man, she’s not actually looking at your ass
More concerned about the state of your genes (jeans?)
Yo, she really does care, though
How much money you make, bro'
Mostly she don’t wanna float ya’
Paranoid about our deflating life raft called healthcare,
or C.P.P. will last either
Sports are not an interest most nerds like to be front’n
Unless you’re Dr. Micheal O’Hea.
Hockey is like baseball, but without the Valium
So sorry in advance, this next one’s for me.
Nerd kids research dates and make superior mates
So what if they can’t swing a bat?
If you don’t believe me, the first home run’s free
Eyelash nerd hot dog tickets tonight
Money, kids, respect, and an autobiography
These are the motives that drive most.
If you don’t believe me, try reading some history
God help you if you’re south of the coast.
Satisfaction is indeed guaranteed or
Your legal tenders won’t be refunded.
We’re just a small club with one cent admissions
You’ll find we’re worth every penny.
There’s lots penny jokes on this digital CD
Cause the Bank of Canada took them back this year
Much like the US Gold Act in 1933
Combating deflationary cheer…
If you wanna unload your grace on her face
I suggest you do not use copper
It’s the new Gold Standard we’re hoping for next year
To frac the bank in the (r)ear
I got too many lyrics to fit in this song
So, rather than make this one 20 minutes long
There’s gonna be some sequels
I’ll tease you some previews:
Office sex, banks, and poly-amorous technical flanks
Hopefully there’ll be some more music videos
Let’s lobby Jamie Star back for a day
I figure Saturday (Delson Sazaran)’s booked, so I’ll castle myself a rook
Checkin’ like Sebastien (Guy) Savard
I don’t care if you like it, just share me with your Facebook friends
It’s all about the e-Cred
So share me like a re-tread,
Or, some would say
“like an Arts and Cultural Manager toss.”
Occupy Edmonton was not lost.
We wouldn’t say no to unsolicited donations
Dave Laing sure could use some "dill"
For every 100 shares, I’ll smack him in the face
And shoot up more un-processed food.
This was "The Honesty Song"