I Don't Know How to February by Donnie Welch Poetry published on 2013-06-28T20:54:31Z I Don’t Know How to February I raced a jaguar once, out-climbed an orangutan too. I played a team of sharks in water polo, then went and boxed a kangaroo. I beat an octopus in an arm wrestling match, out-spat some llama from Peru. I challenged a penguin to a sardine-eating contest before I painted a brown recluse blue. But when I tried making you a valentine, I accidently used too much glue. So I hope you don’t mind taking my hand: I’ve got a heart stuck there for you.