Greetings, partying infant.
If you're reading this - you have arrived at planet H3/UL7J3, located somewhere in the vast nothingness of galaxy Cygnus A. The "A" stands for Awesome.
Planet H3/UL7J3 is home of the DISCODRONE. "DISCODRONE?" you say? Let me take you on a journey into knowledge.
DISCODRONE is a man-made highly sofisticated beat-producing sexmachine. Organinally, this drone was designed for playing and mixing tracks at upper class parties, where people prefer to run around with sticks up their asses. After installing new software to the Discodrone at September 2011, Discodrone changed: FOREVER! Nowadays, the DISCODRONE (v 1.2) drops massive rave, trash and fidget-house tunes. When this robot isn't causing you eardamage, it's producing new solid tracks which are put on a secret peer-to-peer network which is only available for the planet "Earth".
DISCODRONE contains 3 main parts:
Part #1 is called "the mixing interface" or codename: "KRZTFF". This interface brings you a mixture of "old-but-gold" house tracks and new filthy rave and trash records. If this won't get your feet going, you're probably dead. Necessary equipment for installing "KRZTFF" on your drone: nicotine, rum and some muscle-gainers. Part 2 and 3 of the drone are actually one, as they share the same hard drive. Let me enlighten you: part 2 is codenamed "SVEN / TANK". Part 3 is codenamed "WARPEH". Together they form the "producing mainframe". Both parts work together as one to produce new tracks or remixes for other partying mechanisms, which make all lifeforms - especially "humans" - go crazy. This mainframe runs best on the yellow-gold substance called "beer", but can be operational when handed wodka or cointreau. Add a mixture of soundwaves - the likes of acid and Techno - to the producing mainframe and it'll work on 100% capacity.
Be aware! DISCODRONE is spreading quickly, it has already shared data and hardware with other musical robotry such as Murdock, aerotronic, Gtronic, The Oddword, VNNR, Mashed Paper Klub, Geht's Noch?, The Nitrous, Goldfox, Rave Our Souls, Modek, Serial Chillers, Beatgrinders, DCDI-Jays, Radical G and more.
Order your DISCODRONE right now, mail Discodronebookings@live.be for more info!
Transmission over and out.