Foodie's Lament (Feat. Billy Sea & Shady Wilbury) by _kB_ published on 2011-03-02T20:06:54Z Lyrics: <Verse> They say that muffins are the best, I swear I´ll put that to the test, the choice of sweets is really quite astounding. I sure as sin like chocolate cake, One day I swear I'll learn to bake. but til then I'll be eating from life's plate <Chorus> Hell, I can't pick between pie or ginger sticks one day I'll have brioche, the next some sweets. I sure can´t choose, and so I´m bound to lose, but til then I'll eat sugarcoated treats. <Verse> She loved me like a pastry And though she dressed quite strangely I somehow knew she was meant for me But that was before I tasted scones, the experience shook me to my bones, and my loving was once again diverted. <Chorus> <Verse> I used to gorge on gingerbread, there was even talk of getting wed but it all came crumbling down on me They all end up leaving me so I finally had myself an epiphany When I stepped onto the scale it told a woeful tale Far from being a Romeo I stared at where my gut hung low I was full but far from content singin' a foodie's lament.