Happy Family (feat. Blythe Renay) by Dan Amrich published on 2020-10-23T22:30:27Z 2007: Karen wants kids. Yours will do. Download from http://danamrich.bandcamp.com Learn more at http://herofalls.com Find your favorite platform at bit.ly/hf_happyfamily -- You and me It was love at first sight, yeah that's right, the way love oughta be Make it three Have a girl or a boy, bring some joy and build a family Not to be If your sperm doesn't squirm then we'll find another strategy Now I see There are steps we can take we can make our dream reality On a date at the happiest place, all those happy children out at the gate Contemplate I see answers to all of our problems, it's almost like fate Let's not wait Find a kid we can mold not too old I'm thinking seven or eight Not too late It's bad luck, we're not stuck, we're not screwed if we can't procreate My plan is to throw 'em in a van and we make 'em what we want them to be Use your washing machine and wipe their memories clean I mean how hard can it be to make a happy family? Old cliche You were told to have kids, so you did, but now they won't go away Every day I see children ignored, Mom is more engaged with her chardonnay Easy prey they're neglected and lightly defended, we can save them today Don't delay Have a heart do our part to prevent a future runaway We want kids and there are plenty around Laughing at the park and on the merry-go-round But if you gag their tiny mouths you know they hardly make a sound Vacant stare While he's throwing a tantrum, she's numb as he puts gum in her hair Deep despair While he's screaming and crying, she's lying if she says that she cares Let's be fair If the kid went away would she say someone had answered her prayers? Don't be scared Once we take them you make them forget that they were ever a pair Be glad, you get to be a dad You were supposed to make a baby with me Stick to the plan, we'll find our perfect little man And if it works, maybe two or three Look Frank, you're the one shooting blanks I won't let you take this from me Once we get us a kid, make him forget what we did And then we get to be a happy family A happy family Genre Pop
