How To Make Better People by CrashAvenue published on 2012-09-07T02:42:56Z Derek Sheen really enjoys telling you about the horrible things he’s done, seen and had happen to him. But what he really loves is making you laugh about it, even when you know you shouldn’t. Derek likes the power of a good story, and delights in sharing all of his vulnerabilities: whether it’s his weight, his fears of sex, death, flying or children. He also likes turning over rocks and talking about the dark squishy things that live under there. He also played a robot in an awesome sci-fi film called “Steel of Fire Warriors 2010 A.D.” and was the voice of E.T. in the hardcore gay porn/animated short “E.T. 2:Dark Territory”, which he co-wrote with animator (and very good buddy!!) Mark Allender. Lindy West, from Jezebel, has called him a "Human Hug".