Twins - Odyssey Magazine Column by Courtney Act 30th November 2012 as read by Courtney Act by CourtneyAct published on 2012-12-01T03:07:23Z There is something magical about twins and at Trannyoke on Monday night at Revolver I had the pleasure of meeting the Collins Twins who were finalists in the Andrew Christian Model Search Comp. Bestill my beating heart, the microphone I was holding was acting like a stethoscope as I was sandwiched between their naked torsos on stage. One reached down and gently slid his hand up my quivering thigh and squeezed my left ass cheek, which made my whole day. Then the other stared longing into my eyes, licked his lips and winked, which made my hole weak. My breath became shallow, like a pant, as I pulled them closer to me. I was aware of the sexual magnetism between us and I was aware that we were all on stage in front of a packed house that was quickly becoming a frenzy of hedonistic energy. Before any decency laws were broken I had to call forth all my skills as a host to to break the mood before a smorgasbord of free love broke out at Revolver with the twins and I being served as the main dish. So I got Rhea to sing a Justin Timberlake song and that really cooled everyone off. So maybe I am the only person in the venue who might describe the above events in such a 50 Shades of Pink kinda way... maybe to everyone else, including the twins, we were just standing on stage and they were being really hot and i was drooling like a hot tranny mess... but I am pretty sure everyone saw it my way... Anywho, the twins got disqualified from the comp ‘cause they refused to sign the talent release and the tiara went to Daniel S. who was also in attendance but obviously too enamored by my beauty to make a move... that, and I think he has sugar in his shoes. The night was quite epic and among the Andrew Christian finalists there were a cavalcade of stars Willam Belli, Vicky Vox, Detox iCunt, Rhea Litré, Pandora Mystére, Marco Marco and Mathue Anderson. Well the twin stories do not stop there! On Saturday night, I was standing face to face with Desperate Housewives Twin/k hearthrob Max Carver at Revolver co-owner, Chris Miller’s round the piano sing-a-long. I have no titillating tale about Max, except that he is a perfectly polite and lovely young man. It was a vocally soaring night of Showtunes, Disney tunes and Christmas carols with Alfredo Diaz, John Clauss, Wilson Cruz, Maureen McCormick (aka Marcia Brady), Angel Bonilla, Kate Panzak in attendance. Unfortunately my word limit has reached an end so I won’t be able to tell you about the time I actually had sexual relations with a set of twins in Montreal, albeit consecutively and not in tandem as the fantasy goes.