Virtual Boy by Corporate Woods published on 2013-11-03T23:29:16Z "Did you hear that Andy?" ("What?") "They took Virtual Boy off the market because it was hurting people's eyes." ("Right, well or so people claim. There was no actual real like, that was like just a soft excuse to why they took it off the market, what Nintendo really didn't want, like there were no like actual reports to support that.") "What Nintendo was just coping with was their first commercial failure, and their first and only actually" ("for systems, like I mean that was the only like, Sega's had a few bombs. Saturn bombed, Dreamcast not bombed, but it was like, it was a commercial failure. Virtual Boy is Nintendo's only commercial failure. All the Gameboys"), all the Gameboys were sick, you know like everybody bought the shit out of those." (Some people had trouble.) "You have to kind of cross your eyes to play it. It's like watching a 3-D movie." "This is too easy, that's all I'll say about this game, is that it's too easy." "Well, but there are some intricacies here depending on what board you're playing. Because like there's a lot of secret bonus game parts that you can get into, and like sometimes the multi-ball, the multi-ball is really hard. Like the game like on the outside doesn't seem too deep, but the more you play you realize there's a lot more to it."