Mr TSA Man (Coming Into Los Angeles) by conniptions published on 2014-01-20T05:13:24Z Xeni Jardin posted the chorus on Twitter about eight hours ago: https://twitter.com/xeni/status/425007839287853056 With her permission, I filled in the rest of the filk. Lyrics: Coming in from Hamburg from 30C3 Flying on a SuperSaver Left my toothpaste in the hotel room Could I ever feel much safer? Coming into Los Angeles Bringing my cryptography keys Don't touch my laptop if you please Mister TSA man There's a guy with a ticket to Burning Man Says he's safe from the war on terror They can't own your phone if you left it home Think it might have been @ioerror Coming into Los Angeles... Hip woman walking on a moving floor Heading for the escalator TSA ween on the scanning machine Saved the scans of her for later Coming into Los Angeles... Genre Filk Comment by ShINRI :-) 2016-02-03T17:00:18Z Comment by NEEDLEWORK nice conclusion 2014-06-19T15:42:08Z
