Carleen DJopson Carleen Jopson Socially awkward. Living stop-motion-animation. Bookstore wanderer. Appliance store nightmare. Knows her life would be easier with a wand or a sonic screwdriver. Also, knows a lot of non-useful factoids. Makes a lot of nonsense in her afternoons off work. Given chance and resources, she might discover another plausible existence of life in a parallel universe somewhere in another vast galaxy. Plus, she creeps herself out most of the time.