Peaceful Destruction - Holiday Jingle (Freestyle Remix) by Peaceful Destruction published on 2012-12-25T17:55:37Z Artist: Peaceful Destruction Song: Holiday Jingle (Freestyle Remix) Year: 2012 Lyrics: just chillin in vacation mode, hatin the cold, wantin to sit around the fire n cuddle look at all the gifts, Santa always so swift, on his yearly trips to different districts, only this year was a little different 'cause santa drank too much, then crashed into a tree, oh gee, how could it be? Then I heard a rustle, it was santa, look at him stumble n fumble around with the gifts. Now he's takin a piss on his address list, as he screams, "Fuck all you stupid kids with your stupid wishes n gifts. I've had it with this shit!" But it's ok, have no fear, Santa taught his reigndeer well this year! What the hell, why is Santa yellin at a sleighbell? Oh damn. I think he just fell. Next thing ya know, Santa wound up in a jail cell. Woke up too many people while they were sleeping, always creepin into people's houses, Stealin milk n cookies to satisfy his munchies, rollin up them dutchies. So watch out, hide your keys to that nice Ferrari, cause Santa's on the loose. He's too old to amuse and make moves like he used to. He's losin his cool, breakin every rule. actin a fuckin fool. looks like santa's reindeer saved the day, why did santa have to act that way? merry Christmas, happy holidays, what else can I say? oh yea, and if your religious, make sure you pray to whoever you may. Lets go steal Santa's sleigh before he crashes into some holiday play.