Kung Fu Candy Beau Nair Browntown Kung Fu Candy Records brings you the latest Country sensation to hit the scene, Beau Nair sings songs that make your mama cry while moistening her granny panties to the max. You're soaking in it, Marge! These slick tunes and emotive lyrics will make you tap your penis and stomp your toes~ so ring a ding dingle on your wang dang doodle and turn yourself up a big fat Beau Nair joint! Hope you have a big Beau Nair kind of night and get your fickle pickle slickly tickled! Lickety split, you're the shit~ don't forget, it's Beau Nair on yo mama's lips, dripping with tenderness on her sweet nips and cascading down her generous FUPA onto the thick pudenda we all know and love from her spread in Ladyparts Magazine, over the voluminous labia that wave gently in the cool night breeze and right on down to Browntown, where I may or may not be your father. I know, I didn't want to have to tell you like this but I thought you should know. I mean, it's not for certain, I was just in line like the rest of the guys at the truck stop bathroom but since I'm canoodling with a gargantuan hot rod, she mentioned I may have- and I quote- "fucked a baby up in there" (and I do take pride in my work). So all that aside, I hope you like the tunes! If you didn't, things might get... awkward. Alright- I'm off to the Dispensary to get some Snurple Durps and Boogiepops so I can settle into a nice groove. See you on the flip tip, Nipsey! ~ BN out
